Steven Alan Slit Pocket Short, $165. Lengthy, high-waisted, tan seersucker goodness. I saw these in a small S.A. boutique in Bklyn, and it was love at first sight.
Shiny strawberry blonde hair, as seen on the cover of the current N.E.E.T. Mag. This one will probably have to be self-subsidized.
Banana Republic Glam Bib Necklace, $69. This would match everything I want to wear for spring and summer. Seriously, everything.
These Christian Siriano for Payless shoes (top left and bottom right), $25-$45. Ok, so they won't be released until Sept, but maybe an IOU?
Also, I wouldn't mind a beach cruiser bicycle, a classy helmet, a green rainfall showerhead, a white down comforter and a giftcard to Starbucks. Just a few hints for anyone who may need one.